SHORTS

So last night I had this truely epic long ass dream, but I only remember parts of it, as I did not write it down when I first woke up. Here is a collection of partial dreams I remember from the past week or so. And one that is older but still sticks in my mind.

So last night I had this dream where I basically went camping with my family, then we decided to go to the ocean, but it was actually a swamp. with a giant fence around it. I was actually flying in the air above the water, which was shallow inside the fence. I kept trying to catch things with my feet and I had to keep flapping my arms to stay up in the air. I thought I was a bird for a few moments, but that subsided when I looked at my feet and they were still human. I saw some fish in the water and tried to herd them together so I could catch them, but it didnt work. I then tried to catch some eels but had no luck. I then got tired of flapping my arms and stood in the water, chasing around the egrets and herons. Then I decided to get out when my family called to me to leave. I was too tired to fly over the fence so I jumped and waved my arms and bit the fence and pulled myself over like an animal. Then I kept smacking the car.. for some reason.

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I was at this sort of resort-like place and I wanted to get to the ocean, but I couldnt because there was too many gates and fences and jacuzzi’s in the way. I would walk outside to the outdoor pool, open the back gate to that, then end up in a fenced off area with a jacuzzi, or barbeque , or private party, and I could see the ocean in the distance. So I decided to get out of that place and follow along the side of the fence until I could get through to the ocean, I eventually did but it was an artificial inlet and there were giant clams and crabs I would find under rocks and fake seashells. It didnt look real to me so I kept wading into the water and then I woke up. 

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I had a dream I was at a waterpark amusement park, and it was disneyland or something and I wanted to ride this really big ride, but nobody was operating it. So I went on some other rides, and one was this roller coaster thing that was intertwined with the other ride and I got to ride through it and look at the other ride, it was all old and cracked and had a lot of algae on it. I remember riding past another amusement park’s fence and across the fence were only old people. Lots of old people. Sooo many old people. And they were frowning at me and all the young people at this other amusement park. And there were water jets inbetween the two places.. and I got off on the wrong part and ended up with all the old people and I couldnt get back to the other part with the young people.

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I was at the zoo this one time, but it was overgrown with bamboo everywhere. I was walking along a pathway trying to find the bird exhibit with a friend of mine, but we couldnt find it. We kept walking and walking and suddenly we saw it up ahead, but my friend was tired and wanted to go home, but I wanted to stay so I walked up to the bird exhibit and all the birds were loose and looking at us down from the tall stalks of bamboo. The stalks got taller and taller and then there were wild jungle cats and they were stalking the birds. Then this old guy came out and told us we were in an experiment and then my friend freaked out and turned into my mom who wanted to eat the birds but then the birds were these giant black and white cormorant penguins and things got weird and I said that things were too weird and then we were in a field of wheat surrounded by cormorant penguins.

So had another interesting dream last night. Just woke up. So now I’m writing it.

I was at my gf’s house with her parents. They lived in a duplex sort of thing. Sorta like apartments but not with an upstairs. As soon as you walked in there was a light above you with a circular fixture. There were two yellow DSL cables running to it. I paid no attention to it. So evidently there’s some kind of get-together going on because my parents are supposed to come over sometime and there’s a big bowl of chips and dip on the table. So I’m munching on the chips and dip as well as my girlfriend and her parents have to get something from the store. So they leave and me and her are making out. 

Then I see out of the corner of my eye a red flashing light up next to the light fixture. I think to myself, “thats really weird”. But keep making out with her and hugging her. After we’re done making out and snuggling I grab a chair and go to look at the cables connecting to the light. Because lights dont run off internet. I pull off the light fixture and there are two cameras underneath it. They are small and I have no idea where they lead to. So I unplug one of the cameras and the light turns off. I then yank on the cord and theres a lot more on the line. I get down and trace where the cord goes to, and it goes to the neighbours house. So either the neighbour is spying on us or they’re also being spied upon. 

I exit the house briefly and the house changes from a duplex to a middle-class suburban home. I’m in the front yard kinda freaking out. I walk back inside and tell my girlfriend what I found and she doesnt like it at all and is also freaking out. We cant go outside into the front yard without passing by the cameras, and she’s scared that if we unplug the second one the mafia will come to our place. I tell her we have to get out of here and grab her arm and hug her and walk out slowly with her while my arms wrapped around her. 

Suddenly, it was night outside and I could hear coyotes in the distance. There was a big field in front of our house with other houses lined up along the sides. It looked like a park, but not quite a park. as if the park were a giant hill covered with grass. We walk up to the hill and walk over it and when we walk over it we see her parents and my parents walking towards the house. I tell them what we found and they start freaking out. My dad doesnt believe us so we walk back to the house and show him and her dad and my dad disconnects the second camera and takes the camera off and looks at it. My gf’s mom asks if we should call the cops. (oh and its funny to note that her parents look nothing like her parents. one’s this blonde chick and the other is this random buff dude) 

They say yes, we should call the cops. And we call the cops and the cops say “they’re watching us too” and we FLIP THE FUCK OUT. and run out of the house and start running and I’m still holding her. I look back and There is a gang of people wearing all black who look like the mafia walking towards our house. So we flip out and run into some sort of church. We get in and my parents do too and I find out that they own the church. It used to be a church. Then it used to be a highschool. But now it’s just an abandoned building my parents own. There are several very VERY old taxidermy mounts inside. everything is pitch dark except for the taxidermy mounts because they have a small light shining on them from the rafters. Most of them are animal heads hanging from a rope on the ceiling. Above the stage is a tiger head that looks like it had been spray painted orange and looked terrible. I asked my parents if I could have the taxidermy heads and they said they’re so old I couldnt restore them and they’re so cruddy its not worth it. And that I should leave them alone. Many of them were absolutely covered with cobwebs. 

But yes, spooky scary abandoned building with animal heads covered with cobwebs hanging from ropes on the ceiling. YEP. There were stairs on the side and I climbed up those with my gf and stopped at the top and sat down because we’d been running and we needed to catch our breath. We sat and talked. We wondered if whoever was watching us was going to kill us or find us and kidnap us. So we were really scared and hugging each other. And my dad started looking around the abandoned church for cameras, just in case. He found some internet cables but they didnt reach to anything anywhere. It seemed like there used to be cameras but there werent any anymore. Then some kid walked up on the stage and started swinging the tiger around telling us that it used to be a highschool and he went there. 

then I woke up.

Just woke up from this dream… 

So it all starts out I owned my own house and was chillin’  in the backyard with the chickens. It had just rained recently. I decided that I really wanted a turnover. Like.. a cherry turnover. Except strawberry. So I waved my hands and cleared a place on the dirt and a bag of flour appeared out of thin air and I lined the dirt with flour. Then I got a stick of butter and some oil and in the air smashed flour with butter and oil and got this paste. and then began rolling it and flattening it in the earth. The layers of flour got thinner and thinner and towards the end my flat tortilla-like roll got a bit of dirt on it. I pulled it up and looked at it, disgusted. Then I began folding it up. I was approached by two of my friends. One was a guy the other was a girl. They were much younger than I, and they asked what i was doing. I said I was making a strawberry turnover and I messed up. 

The guy laughs and says he can show me how he makes homemade turnovers at his place. The girl basically said that strawberry turnovers sound delicious and we should make them. So we head off walking to my friends’ house which is catercorner to my place, across the busy street. He goes on and walks ahead but I hesitate and look both ways before crossing. It’s a busy street so I dont feel safe crossing without being hesitant. There is no crosswalk.  When I get to their house the girl starts making near the same stuff that i did.. while she is mixing the flour with the butter and oil she offhand mentioned that she was engaged to the guy now. I congratulated both of them. Both of them were my friends so this news didnt surprise me. After the girl was done, she put down some frosting on the two triangular pieces of dough. I asked where the jelly would go. Thats when her boyfriend came through and put the entire top on the turnover. While I wasnt looking, he was making the top. She scoffed saying that she hadnt added the jelly. So I made jelly appear and gave her the jar. She put on strawberry jelly and we baked the turnovers and ate them afterwards. I looked at the sad pitiful thing that was essentially crust that I had made with a bit of dirt on it and baked that too. I got it out and it tasted like crispy cardboard. I threw it away.

After we made turnovers the girl asked if I was still working. I didnt answer because I was unsure if I was, honestly. I just shrugged. As it got later in the evening I lay on their couch and then realized I needed to go in for work. So I got up, and went outside to walk home. There were many cars on the road, but I crossed safely. I grabbed my bike and I rode it to work. 

It gets a little weird at around this point. I’ll just straight out say what happened.

I rode my bike while I was following my friend who was walking. they were walking at a normal pace but were floating and going faster than I was. I kept riding my bike and crossed three roads. I looked at my bike. I was very glad I had pumped up the tires before using it. I looked back ahead of me and decided that to get to my office in the building I needed to ride my bike up the side of the building and call myself harry potter. So I did. I was also wearing a cape. I then came in through the window on the third story and walked on the ceiling before getting down and going on the computer. I got on the computer and was reading cracked articles. Inside the floor that I worked all the walls were whiteboard and there were two verrrry long tables in there with two computers each. Someone downstairs found amusement in me being harry potter and laughed and told me that I was funny from downstairs. It was dark outside. 

Evidently my mom worked there too and came up to greet me. We both worked for salvation army and I’m not sure what my job was, all I knew was that it was a volunteer position that I got paid sometime. She walked up and told me something about poptarts and apple turnovers and her speech bubbles had little icons in them like the sims. and she wore all black and was wearing leopard print underwear above her clothing. which was weird. She eventually left and I went back to reading cracked articles. there were various swimwear strewn about the room and then the wind started blowing through the window. I walked over to the window and shut it. Then my friend was trapped in the wall psychically and we had a conversation before she appeared next to me and started playing on the computer. We talked about chicks and she thought I was funny and I said I was taken already and she was dissappointed.

Then I went home and slept. then I woke up and decided to go back to sleep. (I’m unsure if I actually woke up IRL or just thought I did) 

Then I wake up the next day in dreamworld and lay in my bed. I refused to get out. It was like I was paralyzed but I was only depressed. My mom came over and put a cookie on my head and left. But I didnt feel any happier. I eventually got up because the cookie started getting sweaty. I threw the cookie away and got out of bed. It was daylight. I seemed shocked. I got up and went outside and curled up in a field of grass for a long while. then I started floating around in the sky and poking things, and then I went back to my home and curled up in bed. One of my friends came over and then everything was abstract purple with orange rods and reality was dancing and I decided to draw things on the whiteboard with a red marker and suddenly I was at work, but then I was back home again and my head was a piece of styrofoam. 

I decided to go to work. I got there and people asked me “why dont you get a real job here? we have positions open.” and I said I didnt want a full-time job because my gf needed me. They asked “what girlfriend” and I said again, the full-time job wasnt feasible and I wanted to work only 2-3 days out of the week and preferrably at night. Over the counter on the wall there was a decorative shelf with a sculpted jesus with two fake plants on each side. Above that was a giant painting of jesus. I asked myself “I can tolerate that. If thats the only thing I have to tolerate, I can tolerate that.” I then went upstairs to where my workstation was. I grabbed a marker and started writing on the walls that were made of whiteboard. I felt like I had deja-vu. Then I remembered a reality hack. Control+ F. so I pressed “ctrl+F” in midair and typed in “A” and all these hidden messages started being highlighted throughout the room. anything anyone ever wrote with an “A” was highlighted. I looked up at the white board and it was smudged all red. and it was glowing. I decided it was boring so I tapped the air, unhighlighting everything and went on cracked and read an article about mothers moving in with their kids. 

My mom came up not too much later and congratulated me on my 25th birthday. I was like “whatever” and she was wearing a leopard print leotard with a black cape. I asked her why she was wearing that and she said it’s because she’s harry potter. Then I said I’m harry potter. And then harry potter floated down through the ceiling and said no… /he’s/ harry potter. He then sat next to me and was on the computer and me and him chatted and became best buds. my mom left. I was still chillin’ with harry potter and said to him that I think that everyone has orgies in this room because there are clothes strewn about, always. like underwear. And he agreed. We thought it was funny that christians were so hypocritical. I said to him that we should hang out more and do cool things. He agreed. 

suddenly I was 12 and on the playground jumping rope. then back at my work. It was getting late and I decided to wrap things up and told harry potter I was going to go home. He said “dont let your mother move in with you” and I laughed and said “AW HELL NO.” then we high fived and chased each other through walls and floated around and were all crazy. I told him that I can make lots of money off of the ctrl+f hack and he didnt believe me until I showed him. I said I was getting tired and needed to go home… he said ok. and I grabbed my bike which was parked outside the wall of the building and rolled off the side of the building and went home. then I went to sleep and woke up and I was awake.

So last night I just had another dream. This one was particularly bizarre in that most of the time when I dream I /know/ I’m dreaming. Though due to finals and other stuff I havent been sleeping well and have been waking up periodically from my sleep which is throwing me off a whole lot. So in my dream I thought it was reality, which hardly ever happens with me.

So I was wandering around the parking lot to a mall that was located across the street from my childhood home. The mall had been torn down in real life many years ago so there was a large empty vacant lot there. In the lot, there were people selling things. Some people were selling clothes, others were selling mattresses, and a few others were selling knick nacks and such. The sky was dark and cloudy, but over the clouds you could see stars. Like the stars were under the clouds. I was out there with an RP character of mine who’s name was Serev. 

The wind started picking up and things started being blown about. Serev looked at me and said I needed to go find shelter. But I wasnt ready to go. So we ducked into a clothing store temporarily. Then in the dream I woke up, and I was in the clothing store with my mom and we were looking at bathing suits and other clothing that looked odd to me. Then the store owner walked up to me and my mom and said we would have to leave because a storm was coming. Then I looked at my mom and my mom was not my mom it was serev.  Then I realised I was dreaming and it wasnt real. 

Then I woke up and went to school. I was in gradeschool and I walked up to the bus and got on. I sat down in a seat and looked out the window. The sky was dark and it was full of dark black clouds and the stars were underneath them. Only this time they were all swirling around like there was a big black hole in the sky. I was on the bus and then looked around and there was nobody else on the bus… and I was trapped and couldnt get out. for some reason I didnt try getting out. The bus driver said “storms coming”. Then I was selling mattresses with serev. 

Then I woke up in the dream and There was dark black everywhere. I figured out it was because I had my hands on my face for no reason or something weird like that. I then walked up to the door at my mom’s place and there was a giant crank in it with a rag stuffed in it. water kept leaking through and I had to crank the thing to drill it further into the door so water wouldnt leak into the house because there was a storm outside. I kept cranking and water kept leaking in. It was coming from up under the sink. Nobody seemed to care though. So I opened the door and there was water everywhere outside. There were large trees everywhere too. They were swaying back and forth and it looked like they were underwater, like they were made of kelp. I walked outside and flew up into the air to look at everything.. then I woke up IRL and tried to go back to sleep but failed.

I had a dream last night. 

I was in the 1800’s talking to a very well dressed black woman. She was upper class and wore a purple and blue dress and held a japanese fan. Next to her was a white woman, she was also well dressed. They were talking about this amish family that had come to “the clinic” not too long ago. They told me how the amish dont believe in using electricity or modern inventions like the automobile. I mentioned that they wouldnt use any computer or electronic device, they nodded and agreed with me. 

Evidently I was not actually in the 1800’s, but they were dressed like that because the clinic treated amish people. Or something along those lines. It was a bit confusing. Anyway, cut scene. 

An amish family gets into a boat and paddles across a salt marsh to an old vw bus that is yellow and rusty. It is parked by the side of the marsh on a hill. There is a mother, a father, a daughter, and a young boy. He is about 8ish. 

The scene cuts again and the boy is standing on the banks watching his family row up to the bus. He is waving and yelling and trying to get their attention, but they ignore him, or cannot hear him. 

The scene cuts again. He is swimming the salt marsh trying to get to his family but gets lost, he goes the wrong direction and ends up swimming into the ocean. 

The scene cuts again. He is in the clinic sitting down in a corner crying because his family left him. I walk up to him and try to comfort him. The other ladies tell me not to “ruin” him and to not try to confuse him with how the real world works because chances are his family will come back for him. I look at them and tell them how that will handicap this boy’s future and that he has to learn how to use a computer, and drive and interact with people who have technology or he will not survive in the real world. They shrug. They do not care.

Anyway, I ask the boy if he’s a dreamer. He shook his head. I nodded and added “yes, you are. You’re a dreamer, we are both in a dream. For you, this is a nightmare, for me… it’s an ordinary dream. It’s okay. I’ll show you.” 

I then started running and ran a bit up a wall… Then I started running faster and ran more up the wall.. and even faster and I was walking up around on the walls and on the ceiling. He asked me psychically with his mind if I was a demon or something, and I said “no, I’m not. You’re dreaming. here. watch.” and I grabbed his hand and we walked all around on the walls. It cheered him up. The other two thought we were insane and that I was using black magic or something, but I knew I was in a dream.. and I showed that kid how to tell he was in a dream by trying to fly and walk up walls. He thought it was cool. then I woke up.

((OMG THIS IS MY GF’S FIRST DREAM THAT SHE’S EVER REMEMBERED. EVER. SHE EVEN SAID “NO I DONT DREAM BECAUSE I DONT REMEMBER THEM” SO. THEN. NOW SHE DREAMED. THIS IS WHAT SHE DREAMPT))

Lennox McKinley (4:18:47 PM):

So dream:

I’m part of this group that’s, like, smuggling people out of some really bad area, I guess? I’m, like, the new guy there. And, um, okay. So we’re on the vehicle that we are using to smuggle shit and we’re riding on the roof, like, that’s just… how the thing is built, so people can do that. And I find this tiny little… pendant thing on the floor of the roof in the shape of MAine and I tell the rest of the group this and they’re like ‘that’s weird’ and then I hold it up to the sahara-desert like night around us to… compare the silver Maine figurine to it?

Lennox McKinley (4:18:53 PM):

and there’s an ….airport? off in the distance that we’re riding away from and I don’t really get a good look at /either/ of those things because the moment I look at the scenery I decide to pretend like I’ve seen something horriffying to freak everyone else out. And so I jump back and just look horriffied and everyone jumps and we yuck it up.

Lennox McKinley (4:19:05 PM):

And then cut to the ride being over and everyone sleeping except me and the leader of our… group… thing. Who’s keeping a lookout for anyone else. And I kinda talke with him for awhile and the method in which he is looking off in the distance is weird, like… he had binoculars and then he put a telescope at the end of one eye of the binoculars.

Lennox McKinley (4:19:27 PM):

But I don’t comment on it and I’m fiddling with the maine figurine in my hands. I tell him I can’t sleep. And then while we’re talking he sees someone so he goes to wake everyone up and tells me to hide our guns- because we have guns, for some reason they’re all revolvers- because the guy’s apparently just gonna walk right through our campsite and poke and prod at shit and check shit out. For some reason. so I go around picking them all up and hiding them but I guess I don’t get all of them because I turn around and the guy is standing there, and, like… we must have had /one/ non-revolver weapon because he’s holding this, like… pea shooter except as strong as a bb gun and it shoots bbs?

Lennox McKinley (4:19:36 PM):

And apparently this is grounds for murder because he starts shooting at me with it and I’m like ‘wtf’ and then someone else finds their hidden revolver and shoots the guy. And I have multiple wounds to the head and blood’s getting into my eyes but I’m apologising furiously to the leader guy and he kinda is like ‘it’s not you fault one of these assholes had some bullshit that you could not possibly have expected to actually be a gun’ and all is well.

Lennox McKinley (4:19:48 PM):

AND JUMP AGAIN. And all of us- there were, like, five smugglers and two people we were smuggling but I can’t really remember much about anyone except the leader- and we’re all sitting in this weird resteraunt where you can pick your order on the menu- like, you can press your selections on the menu and it will apear in each possible section of your order on a screen and we were playing with the thing and joking around and then we all placed our orders.

Lennox McKinley (4:19:57 PM):

For some reason the only thing the resteraunt served was this, like… fruit smoothie/float concostion thing, and no fuckign shit /my/ dreams involve /food/? Really?- and then we all go to slep at the table while we wait for food to arrive. For. Some reason.

Lennox McKinley (4:20:09 PM):

And in my dream we are fighting to the death for our orders. Like, we’re paired off and we have to kill our partner. It’s /weird/. But I do it because… I don’t know. Reasons. And I win. But then right after I kill my partner I wake up and look around and I’m panicking- like, at the person I was supposed to have killed in my dreams- that we’re going to be arrested ebcause I just killed soeone.

Lennox McKinley (4:20:18 PM):

And She- the person I was supposed to have killed in the dream was a she- is like ‘it’s cool, I think making you pass out while you wait for your food is, like, gimmick of this place or something, although the fact that you killed me in your dream is FUCKING WEIRD, btw’ and then our food came and then I had to pee and I woke up IN THE MIDDLE OF A DREAM and therefore remembered everything it was amazing.

Lennox McKinley (4:20:19 PM):

DONE

Doom Xerox (4:22:48 PM):

:D OMG

Doom Xerox (4:23:00 PM):

*FLAIL*

Doom Xerox (4:23:04 PM):

*DANCES*

Lennox McKinley (4:23:12 PM):

HEEEE! *HUUUUGS*

Doom Xerox (4:23:31 PM):

EEEEE *CLING HUUUUGS*

Doom Xerox (4:23:45 PM):

also glad the first dream you remember isnt “I was naked in class” or something.

 xrcalo: I had a crazy dream

flamingCanin: Tell me about it?

xrcalo: I had to go to the doctors but I didnt want to go. Eventually I dragged myself out of the house and took the bus to the doctors. except the bus was the school bus.

xrcalo: When I got there I went inside and was scared he was going to draw my blood but he didnt. 

xrcalo: and instead he went to go check my teeth. then it gets weird. 

xrcalo: xrcalo: ok you know those things you bite down on at the dentist? like so he can see how your teeth are or something…?. well in the dream the doctor used sanitary pads instead. 

flamingCanin: 0.o

xrcalo: like, I unrolled a big one and couldnt fit it in my mouth so he gave me a small one and I bit down on it and he looked at my teeth. and he said I needed to get my teeth fixed.

xrcalo: then I left, but then I was naked.

xrcalo: so I went back in to get my clothes and I got dressed and then I left.

xrcalo: flamingCanin: So… anything to put this in perspective, or just weird dream bullshit?

xrcalo: Then I went home to NP and we snuggled. 

xrcalo: and I told her how I need my teeth looked at or something and then a few days went by.

xrcalo: and then the doctor called in everyone, evidently me, NP, and corey all had the same doctor.

xrcalo: and I came with NP and we walked into a barn, and there were cats everywhere

xrcalo: then we walked upstairs and it was a doctors office.

xrcalo: xrcalo: I sat down and she sat down, because inside there was a bunch of school desks and all the people he called in had to sit in the school desks and face the front. In the front there was a chalkboard.

xrcalo: and the doctor had a big pointer stick and he was calling people up one by one.

xrcalo: and I got bored and started listening to the radio because thats all I had with me was a walkman.

xrcalo: and I was surprised by the good music on the radio. then all the other stations were christian stations.

xrcalo: xrcalo: and then I got called up. he gave me another small pad and I bit down on it and he looked at my teeth.

xrcalo: he said they looked better. then I went to go back and sit down.

xrcalo: and then he was ranting about how corey didnt show up and how corey never shows up to the doctor.

xrcalo: then I fell asleep while waiting for NP. and I woke up

LennoxMcKinley: …your fucking dreams, man, jesus.

1. xrcalo: (o____o my dreams have gotten /weiiird/)
2. LennoxMcKinley: (oh dear)
3. LennoxMcKinley: (how so, this time?)
4. xrcalo: (it started out when we were in this little town, like tombstone but a bit more modern. and there was this warehouse that had been turned into a theatre/restauraunt. we went inside and the food was ridiculously expensive so I ordered a side of mashed potatos because I didnt feel like shelling out $10. so I spent $3 instead.)
5. xrcalo: (anyway, a lot of the performers there were people from the firehouse so they were putting on a show. most of the people were singing or playing instruments.)
6. xrcalo: (you said “huh I didnt think we’d get in here on time.. this place is hardly /ever/ open except on events” and I said “mmhm. yep. well.. you spotted it.” and then we smiled and hugged. and we watched the show.)
7. xrcalo: (afterwards we got out and I went to my car and I drove you home, and said I loved you, etc and you said that back and then I drove home. but I didnt drive to my home I drove to my parents house.)
8. xrcalo: (then it gets weird)
9. LennoxMcKinley: (aaah?)
10. xrcalo: (I was at my parents house and I noticed 5 of my chickens were missing. evidently i havent been there for a while and I was upset and decided to go looking for them. I went out into the streets asking people if they saw any chickens around.. and one pointed to the parking lot behind the mall (which doesnt exist anymore) and I drove over there and went out and looked, and I found chickie girls’ cousin, and henny mummified and dead with their heads chopped off.)
11. LennoxMcKinley: (oh damn)
12. xrcalo: (and I cried and cried and cried. I was extremely upset. and I drove back to my parents and they didnt care and I found mr rooster dead and I found the two hens that were missing (they’re missing irl. mom thinks they jumped into the alley and ran off) and they were dead in the alley and all mummified and then I found baby hen and she was mummified and dead. )
13. xrcalo: ( and I was really really really upset in the dream and I kept crying, and then I woke up)
14. LennoxMcKinley: (kjfdg *huuugs* That sucks. A lot.)
15. xrcalo: (then I went back to sleep and entered another dream. this time I was like…. 12 or something.. and I was visiting my childhood friends’ house. except they got a new house and it was HUGE. and they had invited everyone from sunday school class to go on an easter egg hunt and everything was all lighthearted until they paused and said there was one egg that needed to be found and that it was for the sake of survival. and then it went back to the lightheartedness and everyone looking for eggs)
16. LennoxMcKinley: (welp)
17. xrcalo: (and I grabbed a pink bucket (again, from my childhood) and started picking up eggs. as I went to pick up eggs I was wearing a stupid dress and I hated it and then I decided I wasnt 12, I was 18 and then I was 18 and not wearing a stupid dress, actually I was dressed like donovan. and then I walked into this one room and this guy was drawing pictures. I looked at his computer screen, because he’d draw them on his computer and in all the pictures donovan was in it, except he was black or partially black with dark curly hair. and I was like… huh. and then he turned to me and said “this is the person I would see in my dreams. I dont know who they are, but I know they’re important. let me show you the rest of my art” and he scrolled down to his older stuff and there were pics of normal haired donovan except he was a human and had pointy ears but oh well. I thought it was strange but the guy creeped me out so I didnt pursue it)
18. xrcalo: (I was walking around and most of the other kids had cleared the place out of eggs except really well hidden ones. so I started looking up high and around things and looking for the eggs. I found a few, and then decided to find that one really important one. so I went into their livingroom and poked around for a bit. then I saw their fireplace. there was something in the fireplace. (oh and before that there was an argument with my brother but I dont remember much about it.) anyway, I looked in and there were two dolls there… and under one’s shirt there was a bulge. I reached in and pulled out a gigantic and colourful easter egg. it looked like it was made of porcelin and gold with jewels on it.)
19. xrcalo: (but it wasnt the easter egg that intregued me, it was the two dolls. I pulled them out and looked them over. one was a weird looking heart (like an anatomical heart) with a gold ring around it, and the other was motherfucking cal. )
20. LennoxMcKinley: (mwahahahaha)
21. xrcalo: (he looked like he was crocheted though, not like how he does in the comic, this was a handmade cal, and It didnt click at first about who he was. then I looked at him closer… and he was motherfucking cal. and he had a necklace on with an amulet. I tried to take it off but he wouldnt let me. I had this uneasy feeling whenever I would try to take it off so I didnt take it off. I went back and someone had stolen my pink bucket with eggs. I was pissed)
22. xrcalo: (I started yelling at people and asking them where my eggs were, etc etc… and I just ended up stealing someone elses’. )
23. LennoxMcKinley: (nice, Zee)
24. xrcalo: (I took the weird stuffed heart thing and put it under cal’s shirt. and he just stared at me, creepily.)
25. xrcalo: (he was all pastel-coloured too., and somewhere in my mind I knew that heart represented jesus and cal represented reality. and cal told me psychically that everything doesnt matter and it freaked the shit outta me so I shoved him down into the basket and looked around for more eggs because hot damn I want candy.)
26. LennoxMcKinley: (pffthahaha your responses to the surreal shit in your dreams are always hilarious to me)
27. xrcalo: (when I was done I threw the basket in my car and drove to firehouse. there was no close parking space so I took out a headlight out of my car and set it in a parking space to make sure nobody went in that space. (logic fail. )
28. xrcalo: (I went inside and put cal up in firehouse and put a price tag on him and then he went HOOHOOHOO and I said “shut up.” and then went back outside to my car and somebody was beating my headlight with a bat and I knew them.)
29. xrcalo: (I was like “WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO MY HEADLIGHT” and they said they didnt know it was mine. and now I couldnt drive home because I had no headlight and I’d get pulled over by the cops and I started freaking out and yelling at him and I was scared and terrified and upset and angry and then I woke up.)
30. LennoxMcKinley: (rdthmfjhfj *huuugs* Jesus you had a bad dreaming night)
31. xrcalo: (*huuuuugs* yeaaah. I did. )
32. xrcalo: (its cal’s fault.)
33. LennoxMcKinley: (yes. And then you inflicted cal on the poor unsuspecting firehouse)

1. xrcalo: (I also had a dream where i was raped.)
2. LennoxMcKinley: (what sort of fo- jhfgfjgh????)
3. xrcalo: (it was weird, but not horrifying. I’m 99% sure quinn raped me in my dream. or something.)
4. xrcalo: (Quinn: o.O;; honestly I wouldnt do that.)
5. LennoxMcKinley: (that… geeeze, huh. *hugs* *glaaaares at Quinn*)
6. xrcalo: (ok. so I went to my mom’s house and she said my dad was going to clean out this place and throw away a bunch of computer parts, and that I should go with him so I could get whatever I wanted and rescue it from the trash. we were going to go to a junk yard in tuscon.)
7. xrcalo: (Quinn: *flails* ..)
8. xrcalo: (I think dadquinn and regular quinn are officially two different people now. because badquinn turned to goodquinn because of draco.)
9. LennoxMcKinley: (mmk)
10. xrcalo: (but badquinn/dadquinn I wouldnt put it past him.)
11. xrcalo: (Quinn: ….good god am I the antagonist now?)
12. xrcalo: (ok. back to the dream)
13. LennoxMcKinley: (mmmk)
14. xrcalo: (anyway, my dad got a new car and he was showing me all the fancy things it does. Like it had this fancy 3d display to show music on and he would swipe his hand to go to the next track. Anyway, he wasnt paying attention and there was a “gate” up ahead. you know like the “gate” enterances where there’s a big banner thing going across the street in an arc so that cars drive under it? well over by this “gate” there was a bunch of kids. 3 black kids and 2 mexican kids and they were playing out there and there was a female black adult watching them. they were all bald and were wearing togas. on the side of the gate was two cow skulls and in the middle next to the road there was a gigantic dead buffalo. Also, past the gate it turned into a dirt road and got narrower, so there was a good stretch of dirt road beside the actual road.
15. xrcalo: my dad got distracted and veered off the road into the dirt road/lane thing and I pointed it out to him and he didnt care. he just kept on being distracted by his new “toys” and he was still going pretty fast and there were kids up ahead… so I leaned over and pressed on the brakes. and it stopped in time. I turned off the car.
16. xrcalo: My dad was still blabbing, but I told him he almost ran over a kid, and I wouldnt let him run over a kid even though it was him driving and I would be amused at his failure. It’s still a kid. So I stepped out of the car because, well. dead things
17. LennoxMcKinley: of course
18. xrcalo: (also I think the most disturbing parts of the dream is how true-to-life my reactions were. )
19. LennoxMcKinley: (mmm *hugs* huh.)
20. xrcalo: anyway, I get out and am looking at the cow skulls and then look over at the buffalo. The woman says “welcome to africa” and I say “oh wow cool.” and just kinda look around.
21. xrcalo: at this point I was wandering around a courtyard with dirt  and there was a fountain in the middle but it was old and didnt work and was falling apart. there were kids running all around me. I decided the buffalo was too big and too much work and the cow skulls belonged to the people that lived there and I was not about to steal something like that. The courtyard was surrounded by dead trees. which was a bit odd. there was forested areas all around but there were hardly any leaves on any of the trees.
22. xrcalo: My dad came back and said “this isnt the right mission. this is the pagan one. We want to go to the catholic one”
23. xrcalo: and I was like… “okay?”
24. xrcalo: So we walked like… a few paces. lol.
25. LennoxMcKinley: heheh
26. xrcalo: then I had to go to the bathroom, and saw a bathroom. I walked up to it. It looked like those ones you see by the roadside during a roadtrip. I walked in and went into a stall. Someone else walked in and kicked the door open. “NOPE. THIS IS MY PLACE.” I was like…”what?”. “NOPE THIS IS MY PLACE. THIS IS MY STALL.” Then he started undressing himself.
27. xrcalo: I was like.. oohhh kaaaay. and then tried to leave but he grabbed me and told me to stay put. He was rambling about something and how people are treated unfairly in the region and how stupid prudes were at the catholic mission and that he hated them blah blah blah. and now he was naked and had no dick and I was like… wat.
28. xrcalo: So at this point I was like… .. wat.
29. LennoxMcKinley: as anyone would be
30. xrcalo: mmhm
31. xrcalo: Then he was like “we are going to have sex. right here. and it will be awesome.”
32. xrcalo: And I was like “lol nope” but then he grabbed me again, and said how it was important or something and then trolling people and he has no dick and I was like.. “but I have a girlfriend.”
33. xrcalo: then he started undressing me and at this point I was like… “eh. if I’m getting raped I might as well enjoy it” so I started undressing and telling him how we should go walk around naked and scare people.
34. xrcalo: and then he said it was a good idea. and then we were both naked and walked out of the bathroom and all the black ladies gasped and kinda ran away.
35. xrcalo: and then quinn grabbed me and kissed me and then pressed up against me and I swear to god he was hiding his dick because I felt it in me.
36. xrcalo: then he said it was a cloaca kiss.
37. xrcalo: and I said he had a dick
38. xrcalo: and we went back into the bathroom and I was mad at him, and asked if he had any STD’s.
39. xrcalo: He said no.
40. xrcalo: I said I didnt believe him and I’d get tested anyway. and in the dream I was half tempted to text you.
41. xrcalo: and then I kinda was just staring at him and then curious as to wtf was his reproductive system.
42. LennoxMcKinley: kfjgfhk *hugs* and can I mention that your priorities are fascinating?
43. xrcalo: loool
44. xrcalo: and then I went up to him and pressed my body against him and was like. do that again. because I was gonna try to grab it and look at it.  but he didnt do that again and then kinda got weirded out and ran out of the bathroom.
45. xrcalo: then I was like…kdjslajldsjs.. grabbed my clothes, looked at myself down there and was kinda inspecting, then put my clothes on and went outside and HOLY SHIT GIANT DUST STORM.
46. xrcalo: like the roof of the bathroom looked like it was going to be blown off and I could barely keep myself on the ground. the trees were being ripped apart.
47. LennoxMcKinley: oh wooooow
48. xrcalo: one of the black ladies motioned to me to follow her and I did. we went into the forest to hide and under the trees it wasnt that windy. then I was pondering where the fuck quinn went and I wanted to combination kick him and fuck him. and it was weird and then I woke up.

Last night, I got to see the apocalypse. 

Me and a couple thousand humans were drawn to the sea. We just began walking and walking…

But, lets start from the beginning.. I originally was going to take a vacation to a small town in arizona called globe. I was driving my gf’s b210 when out of nowhere it began raining, I skidded and lost control and /almost/ hit a person’s house. I managed to brake and stop before any damage was done and then I pulled away and decided to tell the owner of the house how lucky they were. I went and told them and they were NOT pleased whatsoever. So, I lied and pointed to another car and told them that was my car… They still got pretty mad, but kinda layed off me. When they went back inside I got in the b210 and drove off. I was still driving and the rain wouldnt let me go on this dirt path that I needed to go on to get where I was going (I’ve had multiple dreams about that dirt path). Then I stopped the car and looked over at the desert and rocks, I was halfway up a mountain near a ravine and I just stopped and felt compelled to just keep walking. 

I kept walking and walking and the rain would come, then go… and I kept walking and I walked into a creek… I kept walking and I reached this giant lake out in the middle of the desert… there were no cacti or anything around, just mud flats and a giant lake… I began walking into the lake, I began sinking slowly into the lake.. I got to about my waist. I wondered what I was doing, but I was compelled to do it. As it got deeper, there were these creatures that looked like they were walking out of the lake. They were humanoid with long faces and white hair. They reminded me of the wraith from stargate, so I just named them the wraith. It got pretty deep and I decided to just swim, everyone else was combination hovering and combination wading. I looked at them and decided to hover… so I hovered a bit above the water. Then this big yellow ball went up to me and asked what was wrong, I said I didnt know where I was and that I was trying to hover above the water. 

It chuckled a little and went down close so I could climb up on it, I climbed up onto this giant yellow ball and it started hovering above all the other creatures. It asked what I was and I replied “human”. It said that I was in the wrong area and I needed to get with my own kind to visit Crid. I asked what crid was, It said I would find out. 

The ball rose above the other creatures who were at walking pace and went faster, getting me to another area. Most of the time I was looking at the ball and touching it. It was soft and warm, not real squishy, but somewhat squishy. It had little fuzzy hairs on it like velvet, and it spoke psychically. 

It flew me to the sea and dropped me off at the beach. There were thousands of humans walking into the ocean… Just walking and walking and walking… I decided to join them and walked into the ocean. The water didnt get much above my ankles, and it was warm. We were walking on top of something but I wasnt sure what. There was a other group of humans that were dressed oddly and following one other human. He kept telling them things, evidently he was their leader. I paid no more attention to them. I started talking with a few other people and made friends with them. They said they had a buddy with a helicoptor that was going to fly up and pick them up and fly ahead to see what was up there. I said I would go with them.

The helicoptor flew over us and we climbed the ladder up to it. we all got on board and started flying above the mass of humans. I asked if it was all of humanity. They said it wasnt. Just a few thousand. I asked why was there only a few thousand, they said it was because Crid had to save other beings too. Once again I asked what Crid was. They said Crid was both a space ship and a planet. It would house all the beings of earth and carry them to their new permanant home. I thought that was pretty cool. I asked them how long would the journey be, They said it could take months or years, or we would be living on crid for even generations. I asked if Crid was equipped for all of that. They said they didnt know. 

We kept flying and flying and flying… looking at the ocean and the occasional crowd of creatures. Then we hit a patch where the sea was red. It was covered with cranberries! We all looked out, then looked at each other increduously. Someone mentioned that they wanted to eat a cranberry. I wanted to also. They said they didnt have a way to get the cranberries that were floating on the ocean. I had an idea. There was a large net inside the helicopter, and I asked the pilot to get lower.. I scooped up a big thing of cranberries and we ate the cranberries. The ones we didnt eat we threw back out into the ocean.

There were large expanses of nothing, then finally it looked like the ocean was only a few inches deep and white. The sky was white. Everything was sterile white… we saw a patch of dry land and landed the helicopter. Over to the north there was a collection of buildings. All white. Stark white. We got out and walked toward it. From what I understood, that was crid. There was a mass of other bipedal intelligent creatures walking toward it. I didnt know what species they were.. They looked very alien to me. … Then I turned my head and paid no attention to them. I walked into the courtyard and a building. Inside the courtyard everything was still sterile white. Inside the building just white everywhere. There was about an inch or so of seawater covering the whole place still, like crid had risen from the depths of the ocean.

I walked back to the helicopter and got my fish tank (wtf?) It was a saltwater fish tank with two fish and coral and all kinds of microscopic life. I walked in and placed it on top of a short pillar that jutted out of the wall. I then waited there for several days. I never got hungry, I never had to go to the bathroom, it was just quiet and peaceful and calm. There were other alien races about, chillin’ hangin’ out… doing pretty lax things. Jogging in place. After a few days the humans arrived. They walked onto the planet/ship and kinda were greeted by the aliens. The wraith people were real friendly too. Everyone was just chillin’ and hanging out. Then that group of people who I had seen earlier came in and sat down in a circle in the courtyard. I began getting curious and walked toward them. They began chanting and looked scared and nervous and stressed out, even famished. Throughout most of my journey, I didnt even have a need for hunger. I got closer and watched them. Their leader was shouting aggressive scripture and the others were bowing their heads and repeating after him. Like he was their only reason for survival. I didnt recognize any of what he was saying as any religion I knew, but it was at that moment that I realized that the one leader had led the others to Crid, and they werent supposed to be here. 

I looked at one of the other aliens and gave him a pitied glance, he said I shouldnt worry about it, Crid would take care of it. It wasnt my responsibility. I nodded then went back and started talking to aliens.